“The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches… Born to those who
have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies…and the Dark Lord will
mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not… and
either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other
survives… The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the
seventh month dies…”
Fellows, it has been confirmed by the infinitely wise and infallible Joanne Kathleen Rowling on this morning of February 1st that the SEVENTH and FINAL book in the world of Harry Potter will be RELEASED RELEASED I SAYon SATURDAY JULY 21st at 12:01 AM!
Read all about it above, let this day be remembered by all who have read the sacred tome. Reserve for that day off at work if you are so inclined, I however will have that day totally off, I will make sure of it.
But be wary, there are people looking to spoil it for us all around, T-SHIRT Hell for example! Last time remember what they did!?? They were not cool!
So I advise you all, wear protective musically inclined ear devices when you are at the bookstore that night, lest some Heathen man come and spoil the ending for you by shouting it from the rooftops!
Let your eyes not stray from the sacred GOAL, that GOAL being: THE DEATHLY HALLOWS! HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS! For LO, there shall be signs of the times my friends, SIGNS TELLING THE END OF BOOK 7 Before the APPOINTED TIME! GIRD YOUR EYES FROM THE PERVERSION THAT IS THE MAKING OF THEIR HANDS!
STRAY Far from newspapers and magazines, for such detestable forms of information rarely prevent spoilers from reaching their unwary readers! Trust only Mugglenet.com to dutifully shield your eyes from unwanton spoilers!
Now rejoice with me my people as we eagerly count down the days to the final days of Young Harry’s journey into the deepest parts of his past! Let him be the hero who will conquer He Who Must Not Be Named! Let us rejoice! Raise your voices to the heavens and let God himself hear your praise!